note to self, be erect by half-past ten
be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed
be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with chris
like chris was crisp, like chris was crisp
show yourself, show! show!
all the sea was coal, coal, coal!
all the sea was coal, coal, coal!
all the sea was coal, coal!
she started wondering, where is the profit here?
note to invading aliens, avoid this town
like this town avoided us
like murder stalked the valley where this woman used to live
bathe and breathe and be murdered
bathe and breathe and be murdered
like chris was crisp, like chris was crisp, was crisp
show yourself, show! show!
all the sea was coal! coal! coal!
all the sea was coal! coal! coal!
all the sea was coal!
she started wondering, where is the profit here?
our old singer is a sex criminal
our old singer is a sex criminal
all the sea was coal! coal! coal!
all the sea was coal! coal! coal!
all the sea was coal!
she started wondering, where is the profit here?
be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed
be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with chris
like chris was crisp, like chris was crisp
show yourself, show! show!
all the sea was coal, coal, coal!
all the sea was coal, coal, coal!
all the sea was coal, coal!
she started wondering, where is the profit here?
note to invading aliens, avoid this town
like this town avoided us
like murder stalked the valley where this woman used to live
bathe and breathe and be murdered
bathe and breathe and be murdered
like chris was crisp, like chris was crisp, was crisp
show yourself, show! show!
all the sea was coal! coal! coal!
all the sea was coal! coal! coal!
all the sea was coal!
she started wondering, where is the profit here?
our old singer is a sex criminal
our old singer is a sex criminal
all the sea was coal! coal! coal!
all the sea was coal! coal! coal!
all the sea was coal!
she started wondering, where is the profit here?
Lyrics submitted by gds
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no clue what this song is about.
with this in mind...
1st verse - said "sex criminal" being a bit of a pretensious dick
"note to self, be erect by half-past ten
be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed
be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with chris"
2nd verse - said "sex criminal" being a complete arse, telling people that the rest of them are dicks
"note to invading aliens, avoid this town
like this town avoided us
like murder stalked the valley where this woman used to live
bathe and breathe and be murdered
bathe and breathe and be murdered"
alternativley, a woman got murdered, and they were warning aliens to stay away if they didn't want to get a pasting too...
but then the last line seals the deal
"she started wondering, where is the profit here?"
yes...our "sex criminal" is a money grabbing, glory chasing toss monkey.
discuss.