Lyric discussion by woolyback 

Cover art for National  Shite Day lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit

Is this song about a visit to St.Helens..? Oh, no wait, St.Helens isn't upmarket enough to have been blessed with a Primark... Come to that, even our branch of Millets is now closed, and on reflection, the town in this song sounds like a fun day out... Viva St.Helens..!