Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit are an English rock band from Birkenhead, Merseyside, active since the mid-1980s, known for satirical, sardonic, and often surreal songs. The group comprises Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil ... Read more
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4AD3DCD1
A Country Practice1
A Lilac Harry Quinn0
A Shropshire Lad0
All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit0
Architecture And Morality Ted And Alice0
Asparagus Next Left0
Bob Wilson, Anchorman4
Bottleneck at Capel Curig0
Busy Little Market Town0
Christian Rock Concert0
Corgi Registered Friends0
Dead Men Don’t Need Season Tickets0
Depressed Beyond Tablets0
Dickie Davies Eyes0
Eno Collaboration1
Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)1
Everything's AOR0
Fix It So She Dreams Of Me0
For What Is Chatteris...3
Fuckin’ ‘ell It’s Fred Titmus0
Girlfriend's Finished With Him0
God Gave Us Life0
Gubba Look-a-likes1
He Who Would Valium Take1
Hedley Verityesque0
I Hate Nerys Hughes (From the Heart)0
I Was a Teenage Armchair Honved Fan0
Joy Division Oven Gloves1
Let's Not0
Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes2
Look Dad No Tunes0
Mate of the Bloke1
Monmore, Hare's Running0
Mr. Cave's a Window Cleaner Now0
National Shite Day3
Ordinary to Enschede1
Our Tune0
Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis0
P.R.S. Yearbook – Quick, The Drawbridge0
Paintball's Coming Home6
Prag Vec at the Melkweg0
Reflections in A Flat0
Restless Legs6
Rock and Roll is Full of Bad Wools0
Sealclubbing1
Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo5
Song of Encouragement for the Orme Ascent0
Stuck Up A Hornbeam0
Surging out of Convalescence0
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train)1
The Trumpton Riots0
Them's the Vagaries0
Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train)1
Twenty-Four Hour Garage People1
Twydale's Lament0
Vatican Broadside2
Venus In Flares0
When The Evening Sun Goes Down0
Yipps (My Baby Got The)0
You're Hard0