Lyric discussion by ComradeTiki 

Cover art for Fur Stop Caring lyrics by Right Away, Great Captain!

"If my Captain ever died I'd be right here directing my attempt, pursuin' absolution"

I believe "my Captain" is a metaphor for his conscience here. If he had lost his conscience, he would be trying to save himself from punishment by begging and showing off some religious change of heart.

Instead, like a man, he sits to accept the consequences of his action.

"Fair to me and fair to you..."

My Interpretation