The Lord Is a Monkey Lyrics

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Cover art for The Lord Is a Monkey lyrics by Butthole Surfers

It's actually "she was selling Gil Scott" in reference to the musician Gil Scott-Heron. The "hair-on" pronunciation is a Southern slang for heroin.

This is a story of boy meets girl, girl has good scag. The end.

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