Mustache Man (Wasted) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by odddit 

Cover art for Mustache Man (Wasted) lyrics by Cake

I think that this song is a secretive jab at hipsters. The words all add up, such as the title "mustache man" meaning a person that wears a mustache ironically, "His horn-rimmed glasses lights a square beneath his curls" hipsters also wear horn rimmed glasses and the chorus is the band lamenting that all their fans are hipsters

My Interpretation