The Royal Scam Lyrics

Lyric discussion by bnk87 

Cover art for The Royal Scam lyrics by Steely Dan

A Puerto Rican couple, or perhaps young family, leave San Juan to NYC in hopes of the American Dream. End up living in or near a black ghetto in overcrowded conditions One of them begins a heroin addiction. Ashamed to tell the truth, they write home with the same lies of riches that brought them there, perpeutating the cycle.

This is the most transparent and simple song on The Royal Scam album -- both lyrically and musically.

The first six songs on the Royal Scam album bounce between phenomenal and timeless -- the last three songs taper off, reaching mediocrity with this tune. But I gotta say there is not a bad song on any Steely Dan album before Gaucho.

Mediocrity? I would have to strongly disagree. I have never heard any chord progression like that before - the chords are simple, but it's quirky to say the least, and it makes for a very unsettling and driving effect. I've only ever heard a few other songs with such hidden anger and outrage as this.

You think 'Haitian Divorce' is mediocre??

Haitian Divorce is easily one of their best songs