Lyric discussion by DAMtastychicken 

Cover art for Minnesoter lyrics by Dandy Warhols, The

My theory:

the Dandy Warhols are high as fuck

"Dude, what if, like, what if, every state had a state talent, like everyone in Minnesota was good at sex, and if you wanted to learn that talent, you'd have to go live in that state for a few years or something."

"So if you wanted to be good at sex, you'd have to move to Minnesota? I thought only doctors and shit came from there."

"... Minnesota has two talents."

"Dude, get the notebook."