Mustache Man (Wasted) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by sarathsasidharan 

Cover art for Mustache Man (Wasted) lyrics by Cake

Hey guys i think i know whom cake maybe referring to as the 'mustache man'..

the features of the mustache man..like the curls, the funny mustache, the horn rimmed glasses and that he's a musician plus he talks like a politician, all match with that of musician 'weird al' Yankovic's look and style in the 1990's. In the 2000's, however, he's got a new completely different look. Just Google him out and see 4 yourself..

And guess what there's a connection too..I read that 'weird al' yankovic had made a song called close but no cigar, which is a parody of cake's music style. Guess cake is getting one back at him for this:)

Its just a hunch..What do you guys think?

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