Mustache Man (Wasted) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by darthdavid 

Cover art for Mustache Man (Wasted) lyrics by Cake

The song seems to be telling the story of a girl who's taken advantage of by the "mustache man".

Song Meaning

@darthdavid Yep. Think about it. Her friends are waiting at the bar but she's "losing all control" on "the carpet of his van" to a "king dust demon" who is fondling her "fatty tissues."

"I have wasted so much time" is the lyrical equivalent of one's life flashing before one's eyes.