I'm guessing the best interpretation of these lyrics is:
He saw a naked lady who had no clothes on who was lying on the corridor floor. He got a good look through the crack and noticed she had footmarks up her back. The lady then saw him looking through the crack and that's when he spotted a rope and a pair of boots which he didn't much like the look of. He asked himself, "Why she want to pick on me? And those footmarks, How did they get there? What is that rope which I see for"? And he didn't wanna be crude, however, she was nude!
@gobeyinstrainer Absolutely Love your interpretation! I Love this song too. Ps. I know where those foot marks came from and even better... I know where they wandered off to and even better... better... I'll even let you rent the boots off me if you like. You can only wear them if you intend leaving a naked, confused women on corridor floors like the one in the song... ... Deputy Head Teacher, Miss.WhipLick. Oh... I've still got some of her toe nails you're interested. The boots he saw in the song were just a tiny pair of yellow wellies in a...
@gobeyinstrainer Absolutely Love your interpretation! I Love this song too. Ps. I know where those foot marks came from and even better... I know where they wandered off to and even better... better... I'll even let you rent the boots off me if you like. You can only wear them if you intend leaving a naked, confused women on corridor floors like the one in the song... ... Deputy Head Teacher, Miss.WhipLick. Oh... I've still got some of her toe nails you're interested. The boots he saw in the song were just a tiny pair of yellow wellies in a child's size. My trademark... Dead cheap to buy and they make everything mysterious and... ... More songworthy.
I'm guessing the best interpretation of these lyrics is:
He saw a naked lady who had no clothes on who was lying on the corridor floor. He got a good look through the crack and noticed she had footmarks up her back. The lady then saw him looking through the crack and that's when he spotted a rope and a pair of boots which he didn't much like the look of. He asked himself, "Why she want to pick on me? And those footmarks, How did they get there? What is that rope which I see for"? And he didn't wanna be crude, however, she was nude!
@gobeyinstrainer Absolutely Love your interpretation! I Love this song too. Ps. I know where those foot marks came from and even better... I know where they wandered off to and even better... better... I'll even let you rent the boots off me if you like. You can only wear them if you intend leaving a naked, confused women on corridor floors like the one in the song... ... Deputy Head Teacher, Miss.WhipLick. Oh... I've still got some of her toe nails you're interested. The boots he saw in the song were just a tiny pair of yellow wellies in a...
@gobeyinstrainer Absolutely Love your interpretation! I Love this song too. Ps. I know where those foot marks came from and even better... I know where they wandered off to and even better... better... I'll even let you rent the boots off me if you like. You can only wear them if you intend leaving a naked, confused women on corridor floors like the one in the song... ... Deputy Head Teacher, Miss.WhipLick. Oh... I've still got some of her toe nails you're interested. The boots he saw in the song were just a tiny pair of yellow wellies in a child's size. My trademark... Dead cheap to buy and they make everything mysterious and... ... More songworthy.