I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
Seen her in the corridor
Lying on her back on the floor
Why she want to pick on me?
She was -- naked
I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
I had a good look through the crack
Footmarks up her back
How did they get there?
She was naked -- naked
I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
now she's looking at me
What's that rope I see?
I don't like the look of those boots
She was naked -- naked
I don't wanna seem crude but she was nude
Nude -- nude -- nude --nude
I'm guessing the best interpretation of these lyrics is:
He saw a naked lady who had no clothes on who was lying on the corridor floor. He got a good look through the crack and noticed she had footmarks up her back. The lady then saw him looking through the crack and that's when he spotted a rope and a pair of boots which he didn't much like the look of. He asked himself, "Why she want to pick on me? And those footmarks, How did they get there? What is that rope which I see for"? And he didn't wanna be crude, however, she was nude!
@gobeyinstrainer Absolutely Love your interpretation! I Love this song too. Ps. I know where those foot marks came from and even better... I know where they wandered off to and even better... better... I'll even let you rent the boots off me if you like. You can only wear them if you intend leaving a naked, confused women on corridor floors like the one in the song... ... Deputy Head Teacher, Miss.WhipLick. Oh... I've still got some of her toe nails you're interested. The boots he saw in the song were just a tiny pair of yellow wellies in a...
@gobeyinstrainer Absolutely Love your interpretation! I Love this song too. Ps. I know where those foot marks came from and even better... I know where they wandered off to and even better... better... I'll even let you rent the boots off me if you like. You can only wear them if you intend leaving a naked, confused women on corridor floors like the one in the song... ... Deputy Head Teacher, Miss.WhipLick. Oh... I've still got some of her toe nails you're interested. The boots he saw in the song were just a tiny pair of yellow wellies in a child's size. My trademark... Dead cheap to buy and they make everything mysterious and... ... More songworthy.
Oh dear... I really think the credit should have been given to Adam Ant for writing this song... After all... He did. I know why it says " 'Lady' as written by and Paul Vance Lee Pockriss " at the top. It's because Adam Ant sung a cover of 'Catch a falling star (What a cover it is too) which they are worthy of writing. Unfortunately it was recorded straight after 'Lady' and the finished recording is called 'Lady\Catch a falling star'