yeah well this jesus was stalked "cyber-style" by her gay pal whose eyes used to be glued to her in reality. (ahaha! it was highlarious! i kep asking HEY are you tryin to fuck on me?) i guess he led me here to show me what a kooky non-conformist he is (in every sense of the word! he is so DIFFERENT!). he made me "dance" with him on the internet to tell me that he never wanted to dance with me. and why? cuz he is a wild and bizarre sexual deviate. (the rest of us just like our sex boring, pally.) even though i never saw any evidence of this in "reality" - but maybe some people simply like to discuss their sexcapades on the computer... so he and merle haggard and cap'n kangaroo like to go camping with the boy scouts. thanks for bringing me here to tell me.
My idol, Lezlie Chow, what does he say? thanks alot, bitches!
yeah well this jesus was stalked "cyber-style" by her gay pal whose eyes used to be glued to her in reality. (ahaha! it was highlarious! i kep asking HEY are you tryin to fuck on me?) i guess he led me here to show me what a kooky non-conformist he is (in every sense of the word! he is so DIFFERENT!). he made me "dance" with him on the internet to tell me that he never wanted to dance with me. and why? cuz he is a wild and bizarre sexual deviate. (the rest of us just like our sex boring, pally.) even though i never saw any evidence of this in "reality" - but maybe some people simply like to discuss their sexcapades on the computer... so he and merle haggard and cap'n kangaroo like to go camping with the boy scouts. thanks for bringing me here to tell me.
My idol, Lezlie Chow, what does he say? thanks alot, bitches!
oooowie. i meant cap'n kangaroo's "twin" and merle haggard's sister. i had to clarify that! no need to drag the real merle and captain into this mess!
oooowie. i meant cap'n kangaroo's "twin" and merle haggard's sister. i had to clarify that! no need to drag the real merle and captain into this mess!
thanks alot, gay boys! have a lovely day stalking yer asses off!
thanks alot, gay boys! have a lovely day stalking yer asses off!
and not merle haggard's "real" sister. if he has one. i am sure she is a very kind person and would never stalk a soul.
and not merle haggard's "real" sister. if he has one. i am sure she is a very kind person and would never stalk a soul.
adios from fat jesus. or da beatnik jesus. for now.....
adios from fat jesus. or da beatnik jesus. for now.....