Beware Our Nubile Miscreants Lyrics

Lyric discussion by atc223 

Cover art for Beware Our Nubile Miscreants lyrics by of Montreal

I'll never get over how great the following lines are:

He goes to climax alone His heart beats a busy tone Oh no, no He's the kind of guy who would leave you in a k-hole To go play Halo in the other room, remember? While you were bereaving Michael's death He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth Oh, don't you remember?

Maybe I love the lines so much because I've known that kind of guy. Or maybe the lines are universally appealing. I suspect the latter.