You only like him because he's sexually appealing
But I read his journal, it was very revealing
He fucked your sister in an elevator junior year
Oh yeah, oh yeah
And let your brother suck him but then beat him
So he could prove he wasn't queer
Oh no
So what do you think he has in store for you my dear?
You only like him because he's sexually appealing
But I've seen him working, I am getting the feeling
He has some serious predatory domination issues
Oh yeah, oh yeah
He goes to climax alone
His heart beats a busy tone
Oh no, no
He's the kind of guy who would leave you in a k-hole
To go play Halo in the other room
Remember
While you were bereaving Micheal's death
He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth?
Oh, don't you remember?
Don't you remember
You only like him because he's sexually appealing
But his psychic's prediction has him hanging from a ceiling fan
In eight months
Ours are still not possible
Our dreams are still so possible
All our tough little dreams in the list of possible
And this goes directly to you
I don't know
What it is that you want from me
But you
You cannot have me
If you could read my mind
Know what I really feel
I wonder would we still be friends?
But I read his journal, it was very revealing
He fucked your sister in an elevator junior year
Oh yeah, oh yeah
And let your brother suck him but then beat him
So he could prove he wasn't queer
Oh no
So what do you think he has in store for you my dear?
You only like him because he's sexually appealing
But I've seen him working, I am getting the feeling
He has some serious predatory domination issues
Oh yeah, oh yeah
He goes to climax alone
His heart beats a busy tone
Oh no, no
He's the kind of guy who would leave you in a k-hole
To go play Halo in the other room
Remember
While you were bereaving Micheal's death
He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth?
Oh, don't you remember?
Don't you remember
You only like him because he's sexually appealing
But his psychic's prediction has him hanging from a ceiling fan
In eight months
Ours are still not possible
Our dreams are still so possible
All our tough little dreams in the list of possible
And this goes directly to you
I don't know
What it is that you want from me
But you
You cannot have me
If you could read my mind
Know what I really feel
I wonder would we still be friends?
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Beware Our Nubile Miscreants Lyrics as written by Kevin Barnes
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He goes to climax alone
His heart beats a busy tone
Oh no, no
He's the kind of guy who would leave you in a k-hole
To go play Halo in the other room, remember?
While you were bereaving Michael's death
He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth
Oh, don't you remember?
Maybe I love the lines so much because I've known that kind of guy. Or maybe the lines are universally appealing. I suspect the latter.
But his psychic's prediction has him hanging from a ceiling fan
In eight months"
great song.
To go play Halo in the other room"
best best best line ever.
this song is about a jerk who's hot.
the beginning sounds very much like the end of no conclusion, which i really liked.
i really dig the "ahh"s in the second verse, it reminds me of an old 50's song.
i looove the end, especially the scream after "you cannot have me" very prince like.
and lastly, i can't help but think of chuck bass from gossip girl when i hear this song.
it's so catchy though, i love it, i figured it'd have more comments. i'd be really interested to know who it's really about, what a guy.
All our wizard dreams are still not impossible
All our wizard dreams are still so possible
All our tough little dreams, y'know they're still possible
Listen to other versions (live/BBC) to listen to this more clearly.
Great record, great fucking song. Saw Of Montreal live last night at the Tabernacle in Atlanta, Barnes was in a centaur costume during this song. Very cool. Best show I've seen in a while.