Imagine what it would be like on "Idle Punks" episode "Maynard gets Busted".(Danny): You Know, You're Gonna Have to Pay for that.
Maynard: Pfft.. I Can do whatever the fuck I Want.
(Walks on the Grass but suddenly Noodles comes in there)
(Noodles as a Police Officer): Hey, That's Against the Law, You're Coming with Me!!!
(Maynard): Uh, Uh, Uh.
can't touch me.
Can't touch me
Ju ju ju ju just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon two,
I've got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue,
I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street,
I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch you're sister's boob,
Can't touch me
Can't touch me
(Rodger: What the fucking hell name is he doing?)
Can't touch me
(Dexter: I believe that's the word)
Stop! Maynard time Yo!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out,
Don't like it, kiss my Ass, just for a minute let's all do the bump,
Can't touch me
Can't touch me
Ya, do the Maynard Keenan bump,
Can't touch me
I'm presedential Maynard, interns think I'm hot,
Don't care if you're handicap, I'll still park in you're spot,
I've been around the world,from London to Back Bay,
It's Peter go Maynard ontra Maynard go Maynard,
Let's see Regious rap this way
Can't touch me
Imagine what it would be like on "Idle Punks" episode "Maynard gets Busted".(Danny): You Know, You're Gonna Have to Pay for that. Maynard: Pfft.. I Can do whatever the fuck I Want. (Walks on the Grass but suddenly Noodles comes in there) (Noodles as a Police Officer): Hey, That's Against the Law, You're Coming with Me!!!
(Maynard): Uh, Uh, Uh. can't touch me. Can't touch me
Ju ju ju ju just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon two, I've got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue, I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street, I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch you're sister's boob,
Can't touch me Can't touch me (Rodger: What the fucking hell name is he doing?) Can't touch me (Dexter: I believe that's the word)
Stop! Maynard time Yo! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out, Don't like it, kiss my Ass, just for a minute let's all do the bump, Can't touch me Can't touch me Ya, do the Maynard Keenan bump, Can't touch me
I'm presedential Maynard, interns think I'm hot, Don't care if you're handicap, I'll still park in you're spot, I've been around the world,from London to Back Bay, It's Peter go Maynard ontra Maynard go Maynard, Let's see Regious rap this way Can't touch me