Midas Gutz Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Supertwinkey 

Cover art for Midas Gutz lyrics by Subtle

I may be wrong on this, but I think that this song is a parody on the old show Nickelodeon Guts show. There was a a part of this show in which the contestants had to "spill their guts out" and talk about themselves which relates to "spread your large intestines boldly out across a coated white poker table" from the song.