Bastard Wants To Hit Me Lyrics

Lyric discussion by TheTriforce 

Cover art for Bastard Wants To Hit Me lyrics by They Might Be Giants

Rather than the "crazy bastard" trying to hit him, I think he's probably just sitting near his car and the narrator is paranoid about whether or not the guy is actually wanting to hurt him. He doesn't know the guy, and for all we know the guy is waving to be friendly. Just a paranoid dude.