"Bastard Wants To Hit Me" as written by John Linnell and John Flansburgh....
He says he knows me
But I don't know that guy
He's waving at me
But he looks kind of mad

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me
He's waving me over so he can hit me
But I don't know that guy
But I'm not going over there
Some crazy bastard wants to hit me

How have we come to this pass?
How can I get to my car?
Climb in, turn the ignition
Pull onto the highway
Where I am free

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me
He's waving me over so he can hit me
And who the hell is he?
I can't believe this is happening
That crazy bastard wants to hit me

Lyrics submitted by Spacecow

"Bastard Wants to Hit Me" as written by John Linnell John Flansburgh

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  • +2
    General CommentThis song is hilarious!! I can not stop laughing at this. I can just imagine standing there thinking "Okay that crazy bastard over there wants to hit me so now what do i do?" My god this is hilarious!!
    The_Donon January 01, 2005   Link
  • +2
    General CommentSome crazy bastard wants to hit him.

    Enough said.
    beau99on September 25, 2006   Link
  • +2
    General CommentRather than the "crazy bastard" trying to hit him, I think he's probably just sitting near his car and the narrator is paranoid about whether or not the guy is actually wanting to hurt him. He doesn't know the guy, and for all we know the guy is waving to be friendly. Just a paranoid dude.
    TheTriforceon February 14, 2007   Link
  • +2
    General CommentThis song is about sex. Or suicide or drugs...
    notFRANKon February 27, 2007   Link
  • +2
    General Commentyeah.... right..... what he said...... WTF!!! Does every F***IN' TMBG song HAVE to be about sex/drugs/suicide to you idotic people!?!?!?!?!?
    Mr. Baconon April 18, 2007   Link
  • +2
    General CommentI agree with Triforce.

    The idea I got from the song was definitely paranoia.
    xshexwillxfallxon July 27, 2007   Link
  • +2
    General CommentDear Senor Bacon,

    Everything ever has to do with sex, drugs AND suicide. Even, no ESPECIALLY the Barney theme song.
    pumkinhedon October 05, 2007   Link
  • +2
    General CommentGod you all are friggen stupid.

    The song is obviously about his love for carrots.

    Morons... *Rolls eyes*
    ZidaneFTWon December 20, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI'm sorry but having been raised as a Catholic I can say that clearly this song is about God.
    DrNemesison August 08, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti love this song it is so funny i under stand what is happeing i had the same thig happen to me
    halo playaon February 10, 2006   Link

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