It’s been said that I—Cama-el, Chief of the Powers [a choir of angels]:
A. Am one of the seven favored—oh so special—angels
B. Wrestled Jacob and made an appearance in the Garden of Gethsemane
C. Like to strut around in a cat-suit—actually a leopard suit—so chic!
D. Play the God of War and exceptionally well
E. Commands 144,000 angels of destruction, punishment, vengeance and death—mediating between Heaven and Earth
F. Hog all the glory in my choir.
Some highly unsubstantiated rumors about angels are:
A. They fall flat on their faces when encountering pretty women. Au contraire—we are charmed and charming.
B. Human flesh plays havoc with an angel’s virtuous senses. Pshaw! Not any more than anyone else’s senses.
C. Angels are unquestionably susceptible to a “friendship of the thighs.” Oh right—like we’re sex maniacs! We’re no more susceptible than anyone else.
D. The material world corrodes an angel’s righteousness. Not unless they’re frolicking in Excess 101.
It’s been said that I—Cama-el, Chief of the Powers [a choir of angels]: A. Am one of the seven favored—oh so special—angels B. Wrestled Jacob and made an appearance in the Garden of Gethsemane C. Like to strut around in a cat-suit—actually a leopard suit—so chic! D. Play the God of War and exceptionally well E. Commands 144,000 angels of destruction, punishment, vengeance and death—mediating between Heaven and Earth F. Hog all the glory in my choir.
Some highly unsubstantiated rumors about angels are: A. They fall flat on their faces when encountering pretty women. Au contraire—we are charmed and charming. B. Human flesh plays havoc with an angel’s virtuous senses. Pshaw! Not any more than anyone else’s senses. C. Angels are unquestionably susceptible to a “friendship of the thighs.” Oh right—like we’re sex maniacs! We’re no more susceptible than anyone else. D. The material world corrodes an angel’s righteousness. Not unless they’re frolicking in Excess 101.