The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by destroyalltacos 

Cover art for The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) lyrics by Tom Waits

Philosophy basically got it right I think.

What I really like is that if a piano could get drunk, it would probably sound a lot like the one in this song. Notice how the piano melody keeps stumbling over itself, and all those hiccuping out of key notes.