I'm Your Villain Lyrics

Lyric discussion by ZombieStar 

Cover art for I'm Your Villain lyrics by Franz Ferdinand

I'm almost sure the first part is about Bob. Especially with the fact that it was originally called "Blonde Ambition" after Michael's nickname for him. The waiter hating the rich but taking their tips and all that? Bob is the type to get really heated in debates about stuff. He's so serious. I think the "If I could laugh, I'd love you" is supposed to be him.

The last line, Alex said was just referencing something a girl once told him a date of hers did.