You people seem to know good music. Who cares if it isn’t punk, some of us just like pop music as it makes me happy. However, as it stands this is pop with raw punk. The tradional punk snobs just can’t handle that this is populat.
I’m sick of people who can’t handle Avril Lavigne. She is the greatest punk rocker of all time. Okay, her music and videos seem a bit ‘poppy’ to people who don’t understand them. If you’d ever taken the time to see her on stage, you’ll see that she makes GG Allin seem the Pope. Half the parents took their children out after witnessing her grotesque acts. If you name another punk rocker who dismembers live policemen on stage and eats their insides then I have yet to learn of their existence. In fact, everything GG Allin has done has been toppled by this queen of Anarchy.
The only person who can beat her was probably was the drummer who beheaded himself with a nail-file live on stage as the crowd cheered. From dropkicking members of the crowd to covering herself in sheep’s blood and actually calling upon the good lord Satan to fly around the room to have sex with all the virgins. As the pits of hell opened up, the room caught on fire, burning the band alight who still continued playing. Satan is very nice considering though, he gave me a biro as a souvenir before tearing my left arm off.
Avril Lavigne doesn’t just torture the crowd thankfully, she does the same to herself. Who else would swallow a live grenade and pluck out both her eyes with a screwdriver. Towards the end, a riot broke out and she threw razorblades to the crowd so they should start cutting each other. Only 130 people were killed this time so it didn’t feel like a proper Avril show while she threw dismembered limbs at the crowd. So before you accuse her of being ‘bubblegum pop’ and ‘mild’, watch her live on stage if you dare.
And to the people who say I never discuss the songs meanings, I’m just doing what everyone else is doing, using this site as a spam forum and writing down the first nonsense that comes to my head. I have a mental disease that prevents me from thinking for myself, it is called ‘Tony Blair Syndrome’. Please do not critcise this, would you insult a child’s intelligence if he had Down’s Syndrome? Please be kind to me and donate some money to me.
In closing, tonight my prayers will be for the poor lad in hospital with brain damage after the show.
You people seem to know good music. Who cares if it isn’t punk, some of us just like pop music as it makes me happy. However, as it stands this is pop with raw punk. The tradional punk snobs just can’t handle that this is populat.
I’m sick of people who can’t handle Avril Lavigne. She is the greatest punk rocker of all time. Okay, her music and videos seem a bit ‘poppy’ to people who don’t understand them. If you’d ever taken the time to see her on stage, you’ll see that she makes GG Allin seem the Pope. Half the parents took their children out after witnessing her grotesque acts. If you name another punk rocker who dismembers live policemen on stage and eats their insides then I have yet to learn of their existence. In fact, everything GG Allin has done has been toppled by this queen of Anarchy.
The only person who can beat her was probably was the drummer who beheaded himself with a nail-file live on stage as the crowd cheered. From dropkicking members of the crowd to covering herself in sheep’s blood and actually calling upon the good lord Satan to fly around the room to have sex with all the virgins. As the pits of hell opened up, the room caught on fire, burning the band alight who still continued playing. Satan is very nice considering though, he gave me a biro as a souvenir before tearing my left arm off.
Avril Lavigne doesn’t just torture the crowd thankfully, she does the same to herself. Who else would swallow a live grenade and pluck out both her eyes with a screwdriver. Towards the end, a riot broke out and she threw razorblades to the crowd so they should start cutting each other. Only 130 people were killed this time so it didn’t feel like a proper Avril show while she threw dismembered limbs at the crowd. So before you accuse her of being ‘bubblegum pop’ and ‘mild’, watch her live on stage if you dare.
And to the people who say I never discuss the songs meanings, I’m just doing what everyone else is doing, using this site as a spam forum and writing down the first nonsense that comes to my head. I have a mental disease that prevents me from thinking for myself, it is called ‘Tony Blair Syndrome’. Please do not critcise this, would you insult a child’s intelligence if he had Down’s Syndrome? Please be kind to me and donate some money to me.
In closing, tonight my prayers will be for the poor lad in hospital with brain damage after the show.