5000 Ways To Die Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Alexiel_Laguna 

Cover art for 5000 Ways To Die lyrics by Nerf Herder

I think it's not only anti-suicide, it's also some kind of sociocritical, because "the bastard you hated the most is giving the toast and talking of friendship" and "the page in the paper about how you spent your wohle damn life", that are both signs for what people are if you would die. They wouldn't be authentic or honest.