Me: "Foof, foof, foof, foof, foof .... oh this gives me a headache...foof, foof, foof....there.....Hi"
BNL-Betty: (not saying anything, but giving a smoldering look)
Me: "It’s been one week since you looked at me..."
BNL-Betty: (Condensation starting to appear on her taught plastic surface)
Me: (Winking)...Cocked your head to the side...
BNL-Betty: (Plastic color starting to turn red as it is rubbed)
Me: "...and said I’m angry..."
BNL-Betty: (Still not saying anything, but seemingly starting to swoon)
Me: "...hmmm...."
Me: "...Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..."
BNL-Betty: (A small pustule of non-organic matter begins to form in her artificial tube of a mouth. It begins to ooze a brown-green discharge which has square black-brown chunks that, for whatever reason, start to take the shape of Ringo. The Ringo puss dribbles to the floor and burns through the economically sensitive oriental rug bought from Target. The generally viscous, yellowish-white fluid formed from infected auditory tissue otherwise known as Ringo-puss starts to sing Yellow Submarine and spurt white cakey wads of mop-haired cholesterol balls. BNL-Betty starts to lose air as her plastic color turns a putrid green. The dog in the house start to bleed a slimy yellow custard from his eyes. The Tivo turns on the TV and begins recording Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and armageddon begins to take over....)
Me: "....oh...ah....Five days since you laughed at me saying, Get that together come back and see me...Whew that was close...."
Me: "Foof, foof, foof, foof, foof .... oh this gives me a headache...foof, foof, foof....there.....Hi"
BNL-Betty: (not saying anything, but giving a smoldering look)
Me: "It’s been one week since you looked at me..."
BNL-Betty: (Condensation starting to appear on her taught plastic surface)
Me: (Winking)...Cocked your head to the side...
BNL-Betty: (Plastic color starting to turn red as it is rubbed)
Me: "...and said I’m angry..."
BNL-Betty: (Still not saying anything, but seemingly starting to swoon)
Me: "...hmmm...."
Me: "...Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..."
BNL-Betty: (A small pustule of non-organic matter begins to form in her artificial tube of a mouth. It begins to ooze a brown-green discharge which has square black-brown chunks that, for whatever reason, start to take the shape of Ringo. The Ringo puss dribbles to the floor and burns through the economically sensitive oriental rug bought from Target. The generally viscous, yellowish-white fluid formed from infected auditory tissue otherwise known as Ringo-puss starts to sing Yellow Submarine and spurt white cakey wads of mop-haired cholesterol balls. BNL-Betty starts to lose air as her plastic color turns a putrid green. The dog in the house start to bleed a slimy yellow custard from his eyes. The Tivo turns on the TV and begins recording Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and armageddon begins to take over....)
Me: "....oh...ah....Five days since you laughed at me saying, Get that together come back and see me...Whew that was close...."