Waving My Dick In The Wind Lyrics

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ok, now i'm fucked up on a lot of drugs right now. I think i found the meaning! It's a love song, like every ween song. The phrase "waving my dick in the wind" is his way of calling attention to himself. He's trying to call so much attention to himself that the chick will see him, and fall back in love with him. With him being "lost in the sauce" that means that the attention he's called to himself has caused an uproar in such a way that the police are now onto him. He's worried about the cops because if they arrest him then he will never get back together with the chick. Jimmy Wilson is his willpower. Now that he's been fucked over by the cops, he feels that he will never be able to get together with the chick. Back before he was fucked over "Jimmy Wilson" was able to do just about anything he wanted, including dance. Now that he's been fucked over though, old Jimmy can't even dance. But he's not going to give up that easily, then it hits him, if he "waves his dick in the wind" while in prison, the chick may notice him there, and bail him out and then they would fall in love.