Waving My Dick In The Wind Lyrics
I'm waving my dick in the wind,
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight,
but I'm waving my dick in the wind.
I'm lost in the sauce once again,
If I make it throught the night, everything will be alright,
But I'm lost in the sauce once again.
since I've laid my head beside you,
and a million miles of highway in between.
There's some red-blue lights
that are shining right behind me,
that Pig's a pretty mean bastard.
You should of seen old Jimmy Wilson dance,
Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance,
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance.
Jimmy: I'm doing the best I can. I can't really dance like I used to. I mean I try, but I'm old, I'm an old man now.
Sure enough he's got what it takes.
Do another number for me, please won't you Jimmy,
because you're a real good dancer.
I'm waving my dick in the wind,
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight,
but I'm waving my dick in the wind.
Waving my dick in the wind.
I'm waving my dick in the wind,
I'm waving my dick in the wind,
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight,
but I'm waving my dick,
in the wind.
ok, now i'm fucked up on a lot of drugs right now. I think i found the meaning! It's a love song, like every ween song. The phrase "waving my dick in the wind" is his way of calling attention to himself. He's trying to call so much attention to himself that the chick will see him, and fall back in love with him. With him being "lost in the sauce" that means that the attention he's called to himself has caused an uproar in such a way that the police are now onto him. He's worried about the cops because if they arrest him then he will never get back together with the chick. Jimmy Wilson is his willpower. Now that he's been fucked over by the cops, he feels that he will never be able to get together with the chick. Back before he was fucked over "Jimmy Wilson" was able to do just about anything he wanted, including dance. Now that he's been fucked over though, old Jimmy can't even dance. But he's not going to give up that easily, then it hits him, if he "waves his dick in the wind" while in prison, the chick may notice him there, and bail him out and then they would fall in love.
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I think this song is about penises.
I always interpreted this as a lovesick man singing. The guy has been far away from his girlfriend for a while ("It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you and a million miles of highway in between") and he can't stop thinking about her, so he starts masturbating ("Waving [his] dick in the wind.") He decides to try to drive back to see her ("If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight"), but along the way the cops start chasing him for some reason (Speeding, drug use, public masturbation, whatever).
I always thought of Jimmy Wilson as a nickname for his dick. When Jimmy "dances" it means he's hard. Wishing she was there to see him dance means he wished she could have been there while he was horny so he could..."express his love" for her if you will.
I'm feeling like Jimmy Wilson is slang, or his nickname, for his dick. And him dancing is related to his dick flappin' in the breeze, as, I suppose, gust-induced cock wriggling could be interpreted as dancing.
@CreativeForest I also thought this - but I also think that Jimmy Wilson dancing is about sex.
@CreativeForest I also thought this - but I also think that Jimmy Wilson dancing is about sex.
Abso-fuckin-lutely no meaning...whatsoever
every ween song has a meaning, you just have to look verrrry hard, or do a lot of drugs to find it
About life on the roas, I believe,
Of course it has a meaning. It's about a guy who's got really, really drunk (lost in the sauce once again), and is driving drunkenly down the road with a cop car coming up behind him, and it sounds as though he's waving his dick out the car window. At the cop, more than likely.
No idea why the hell Jimmy Wilson comes into it, though.
Personally how I feel about the song is that it's a cycle of a relationship.
"I'm waving my dick in the wind" He's happy about being in this relationship or whatnot. "I'm lost in the sauce once again" He's started drinking "Its been ninety-seven days " He's running away "That pig's a real bastard" He's been pulled back into it "Shoulda seen old Jimmy wilson dance" He's nostalgic about his days alone and lost opportunities "I've got a real good feeling about old Jimmy Wilson" He decides to leave for good and take up his old passion of being Jimmy's manager, but Jimmy's old now too. "I'm waving my dick in the wind" While on the road he finds a new chick.