Captain Crash And The Beauty Queen From Mars Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Samboras1Chick 

Cover art for Captain Crash And The Beauty Queen From Mars lyrics by Bon Jovi

It sounds really retarted, but to me this song could sort of represent an older couple 'Cause they don't let him drive now' They don't let him drive cause hes old or whatever, and the whole they don't care, they've been around too long to care...

But then again, back when Slippery When Wet and Keep The Faith were around, Jon was known as Captain Crash (Now he is Elvis) but maybe its an allusion to him and Dorothea, because of the whole 'When he comes around' because he is always on the road etc, and he's not actually driving the bus and such... just a few ideas...