The song lyrics were written by the band Van Halen, as they were asked to write a song for the 1979 movie "Over the Edge" starring Matt Dillon. The movie (and the lyrics, although more obliquely) are about bored, rebellious youth with nothing better to do than get into trouble. If you see the movie, these lyrics will make more sense. It's a great movie if you grew up in the 70s/80s you'll definitely remember some of these characters from your own life. Fun fact, after writing the song, Van Halen decided not to let the movie use it.
Children are innocent
Teenagagers are fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children
Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they
Ever did
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We will make great pets
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We will make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
Teenagagers are fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children
Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they
Ever did
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We will make great pets
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We will make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
Lyrics submitted by black_cow_of_death
Pets Lyrics as written by Perry Farrell Martyn Lenoble
Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
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Before a live performance on the EP Five Stories Falling, Geoff states “It’s about the last time I went to visit my grandmother in Columbus, and I saw that she was dying and it was the last time I was going to see her. It is about realizing how young you are, but how quickly you can go.”
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Great version of a great song,
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“Plastic Bag” is a song about searching for an escape from personal problems and hoping to find it in the lively atmosphere of a Saturday night party. Ed Sheeran tells the story of his friend and the myriad of troubles he is going through. Unable to find any solutions, this friend seeks a last resort in a party and the vanity that comes with it.
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I remember when I first heard this song I was blown away by how profound it was. Now it doesn't have the same effect on me but I still think it does a great job of conveying how we humans have an over-inflated sense of our cosmic importance despite the fact that in many ways we are petty, insignificant and small.
@mwahahaa Spot on :) You could take it a step further and say it's an expression of how absurd the typical over-inflated human ego is and how if you imagined it enclosed in a cage like a pet, it could be quite entertaining to watch like a cat chasing its tail or a dog licking its balls.
fish are gonna have us in air tanks
LOL. That's s good one! The song really makes sense, though. We are always slaves to someone, even ourselves...trapped by routine; our minds; our insecurities; our greed; our desire to maintai social status; etc. And the elderly often DO behave the same as children/teens with their cliques and snide remarks and judgments, etc. We all live in a very funny world:)
whata truly awesome song
2 words: Kick ass!!!!!!!
gay as fuck is the bigggest insult since the term "fuck" is so gay
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS SONG FUCKING OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear dwfp99, Sorry you hate the song, the band, music in general - I don't know but if you're curious - Perry Ferrell (also the lead singer for Jane's Addiction if you are unaware) was watching the LA riots on TV and saw the "burning and looting" (R.I.P. Bob Marley) going on and though to himself it's like "pornos for pyromaniacs (fire-lovers) - hence the name. I think it's actually quite a perceptive observation for just a rock star...
Thanks to TD for turning me onto this song. I like it its gotta really cool misnathropic view of mankind similar to Aenima by Tool. It basically is saying that we have fucked up our world and society and our time as the dominat species will surely end and we will become pets to another species... Cool!
global warming is only making it happen sooner lol
Best song ever!!