Radio Sucks!

Pinfield: Hey, It's the bald man here and I'm here to tell you why the new Limp Bizkit CD is so great. That's because CD's like this one spare you from all the Chart-topping, Teeny-Boppin', disposable happy horse shit that brings up the bile from the back of my neck. I have no time or tolerance for all shitty wack acts like that. I wouldn't piss on thier CD's to put out a fire. And I'm Tired of all the lame-ass, tame-ass, pre-fabricated sorry excuses for singers and musicians who don't even write their own songs. What the world needs now is a musical revolutiuon. We need some rock, we need something that has boss. We something with soul, some depth, some edge, some passion, some power. Shit, if it's gonna be mellow, fuck, man, it better have something, it better mean something! I'm so sick of this shit that I'm hearing on the radio-- radio sucks! The same fuckin songs over, and over again! All the weak ones, all that disposable crap that isn't gonna matter in 3 months, it's just shit! It's crap, fred. Fred I'm telling you there's nothing but shit goin' on and we need some new music.

Fred: W-Wha-What about Limp Bizkit?

Pinfield: Limp Bizkit is fuckin cool, you guys are cool, the new record's great. But fuck all that other shit! I'm so sick of all that weak shit that's takin up space on the charts. Fuck that shit, Fred I'm Outta' here!

Fred: Fuck, dude. Fuckin' Pinfield is pissed. Oh, man I gotta go find that bald bastard. Hey, Matt! Matt!