Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update from sometime in the early '90s...

Kevin Nealon: Here again with his Halloween costume suggestions is Adam Sandler. Adam?

Adam Sandler:If you're not out trick-or-treating right now, there's a pretty good chance you didn't want to spend the money on a fancy costume. Well, you really don't have to, and you still have plenty of time to get loads of candy tonight with my low-cost costume ideas. You can just use your face. Go as Smiley Boy. 'Hey! I'm Smiley Boy! Look at me! I've got a big smile on my face! Now gimme some candy! Come on, I'm smilin' away here! What do you want from me? Gimme that candy!'

Or you can go as About-To-Sneeze Man. 'Hey, I'm About-To-Sneeze Man and I want some candy! Look at me, all squished up like I'm gonna sneeze! Before I do, could you give me some candy? Ahh...ahhh...ahhhh....CANDY!'

Or you could use a prop, you know, you have lying around the house. A newspaper's great. You can go as Crazy Newspaper Face. 'I'm Crazy Newspaper Face! And I want some candy! Give some candy to Crazy Newspaper Face! My face ain't normal, it's a damn newspaper! Come on, extra, extra, read all about me, I need some candy!'

Or you can go as Crazy Newspaper Unicorn Man. 'I'm Crazy Newspaper Unicorn Man! And I do believe I want some candy! Come on, I'm almost extinct. Give me the candy!' *makes sound of Unicorn neighing*

A sneaker is great too, you can use a sneaker. 'I'm Crazy Sneaker Hand. Hello, perhaps you've heard of me. I have a sneaker for a hand, and I want some candy. Now fork some candy over pronto. Don't make me use this sneaker I have for a hand in a bad way... CANDY!'

Or, go as Crazy Guy Under The Desk. *crawls under the desk* 'I'm Crazy Guy Under The Desk! Just 'cause you can't see me, don't mean I don't want candy! Just leave the candy on the desk! I am warning you, do not come down here! Did I mention I was... crazy?!'

Or you can use something from your school supplies, like this protractor. 'I'm Crazy Protractor Face! I don't believe we've had the honor. My vision is impaired, but I can still see you've got candy! I want that candy!'

Or, go as Crazy Protractor Beard. 'I'm Crazy Protractor Beard! Look, I got a beard made out of a damn protractor! Isn't that bizarre?! Now, I believe you're gonna give me some candy. I got all night. I'm just a guy who's got a protractor for a beard! I got nowhere to go so you might as well cough up that candy!' Happy Halloween, everybody!


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    HAHAHA

    juliegrayon July 23, 2002   Link
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    This skit rocks. I love when he's under the desk and pops his hand up and goes, "did I mention I was...craaazzyy?" LOL.

    Taboo420on March 04, 2009   Link

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