Ode To My Car Lyrics
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)
I think everybody's been here...classic Sandler
OMG, this is that funniest song I've heard in my life. I mean, just the fact that he randomly cusses and the backup singers and timing and... wow, it's all great. Just sing me this and you'll have my sides hurting in no time.
I have a piece of shit car.... 1978 tan station wagon... has no air... and there is a whole in it some wear so when u get on dirt roads u can't go faster then 30 or u won't be able to see inside the car becuase so much dust is in it... and yeah it doesn't run the best and the mph gage doesn't work at alll so hell if i know when i am going to fast but o well shitt happens but it is great to have this song going real loud and all the windows down so everyone can hear this song and see my car go me
I have a piece of shit car.... 1978 tan station wagon... has no air... and there is a whole in it some wear so when u get on dirt roads u can't go faster then 30 or u won't be able to see inside the car becuase so much dust is in it... and yeah it doesn't run the best and the mph gage doesn't work at alll so hell if i know when i am going to fast but o well shitt happens but it is great to have this song going real loud and all the windows down so everyone can hear this song and see my car go me
i got a '64 impala with hydraulics
My '90 grand damnit needs to be added to the biggest piece of shit list. Whoever designed that damn Quad4 engine can literally lick my sweaty nut sack! The most unreliable car I have ever seen.
Old Geo. 'nuf said.
Fuck all of you. I have a '95 Neon. I win. That car is the biggest mechanical asshole I have ever had the misery of driving. I'd like to get my hands on the engineer that designed this steel turd and kill him. To get it to go 40 mph you have to go with the wind, shut the A/C off and supercharge the little fucker.
you win because your car was the biggest POS. you're retarded.
you win because your car was the biggest POS. you're retarded.
you win because your car was the biggest POS. you're retarded.
you win because your car was the biggest POS. you're retarded.
hah i had a 95 neon too, i blew the trans twice and my mom blew it once, and we had the car for less than 10k miles, so that proves how much they suck, but then i came to my senses and brought my 87 Monte Carlo SS back out onto the street, hell yea
91 pontiac sunbird.....sigh