Maynard's Dick Lyrics
This song DOES have a very serious meaning... a hilariously serious meaning. anyone familiar with the phrase "get off my dick"? If someone is on your dick, it means they're all up in your shit because they adore you so much.
Maynard is making fun of YOU, the fans, all up on his shit, trying to decipher every fucking word because you worship him so much. The cherry on top? "Maynards dick"is the phrase he has you singing at the top of your lungs. and when i say you i mean us lol cause im listening to this song right now and IT FUCKING ROCKS
Hey I'd be proud to take a ride on Maynard's dick.
their are only two guys that i would have sex with and thats maynard james keenan and dave brockie (oderous urungus of gwar)
disclaimer: i'm not gay. thank you
@tricky_dick then, you're a girl?
@tricky_dick then, you're a girl?
@tricky_dick ur totally gay
@tricky_dick ur totally gay
@tricky_dick I 100% agree
@tricky_dick I 100% agree
Just a fuckin-around kinda song. Or maybe it has a meaning SO DEEP, that we just aren't getting it.
I'm sure there are a lot of people (myself included) who would like to get this song (or at least it's name sake) SO DEEP. ;) Yeah I know. Inappropriate. But I had to.
I'm sure there are a lot of people (myself included) who would like to get this song (or at least it's name sake) SO DEEP. ;) Yeah I know. Inappropriate. But I had to.
"Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick."
1 mile = 5,280 feet 5280 x 2 = 10,560 10,560 thrusts on Maynard's dick Average thrust is 1.2 seconds 1.2 seconds x 10560 thrusts = 12,672 seconds 12,672 seconds = 211 minutes 12 seconds 211 minutes 12 seconds = 3 hours 31 minutes 12 seconds 1 mile / 3 hr 31 min 12 sec = 0.2840909 mph
Sliding a mile at 0.28409 mph for 3 hr 31 min 12 sec, getting thrusted 10,560 times...
I'd hit it.
You forgot to divide by six D:
You forgot to divide by six D:
118 comments... you guys SURE do like to talk about some guy's dick, THAT'S for sure.
it aint just any dick baby!
it aint just any dick baby!
This song is hilarious. When I first got this album and this song started I was like, "wow a Tool song with a happy sound to it, I like it." And then it turns out to be about Maynards dick! Great song
You know what I love? How some of you guys call Maynard by his birth name like you know him or something. Oh yeah, the best part-you call him James while schooling others on how they should stop pretending they know everything about Tool. Man, I love people.
only six inches ??????
hehe, just kidding :)
all hail maynards dick :D
@SoBeR~STiNKFiST This is the first thing I click on when I appear on this website. I'm so confused but now I need to hear this song
@SoBeR~STiNKFiST This is the first thing I click on when I appear on this website. I'm so confused but now I need to hear this song
Don't Listen to the lyrics next time u listen to this song. It is one of the coolest riffs ever. Its very simple. Adam Jones is a genious. Maynard is a goofy genious. Danny is amazing and Justin is hardcore.