Maynard's Dick Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Maltese 

Cover art for Maynard's Dick lyrics by Tool

"Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick."

1 mile = 5,280 feet 5280 x 2 = 10,560 10,560 thrusts on Maynard's dick Average thrust is 1.2 seconds 1.2 seconds x 10560 thrusts = 12,672 seconds 12,672 seconds = 211 minutes 12 seconds 211 minutes 12 seconds = 3 hours 31 minutes 12 seconds 1 mile / 3 hr 31 min 12 sec = 0.2840909 mph

Sliding a mile at 0.28409 mph for 3 hr 31 min 12 sec, getting thrusted 10,560 times...

I'd hit it.

You forgot to divide by six D: