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Cool Kids

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There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids go to sit around
And talk bad about the other kids
Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

There's Millie, Pickles and Pattycakes, too
And Cubby's making mean jokes about you
Ha ha, you little twit
Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

They're a real cool bunch of Die Fledermausketeers
And they'll laugh at the Toughskins your mom got you from Sears
You dork, they'll never let you in
'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

You're fat and ugly and an imbecile, too
And that's why they draw funny pictures of you
And talk bad about all the kids
'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
Yeah, it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it

	

Submitted by

penguinpunk On Dec 21, 2001

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by jenkipunk

23y ago

this song is like the funniest song ever..

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by Punkeretta

23y ago

i love this song. its so rockin! i wanna bang it

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by kissableandquiet

23y ago

this song is greaaaaaat!

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by RemyKilledElvis

22y ago

Hilarious! I always thought it was called "Real Cool Club" though, but whatever. I played this for a friend, and now she's all obsessed about it and wants to buy one of their CDs.

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by nikki_the_rock_star

22y ago

good times..good times..this is perfect for all of the jocks i know..hahaha

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by soul_doubt

22y ago

this song is completely sarcastic and exagurats about al the "cliques" and stiff in school and how people are so mean to eachother cuz otehr ppl think they are losers