There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids go to sit around
And talk bad about the other kids
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

There's Millie, Pickles and Pattycakes too
And Cubby's making mean jokes about you
Ha ha you little twit
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

They're a real cool bunch of die Fledermausketeers
And they'll laugh at the toughskins your Mom got you from Sears
You dork they'll never let you in
'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too
And that's why they draw funny pictures of you
And talk bad about all the kids
'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it


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Cool Kids Lyrics as written by Benjamin M Foster Benjamin M. Foster

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    this song is like the funniest song ever..
    jenkipunkon May 15, 2002   Link
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    i love this song. its so rockin! i wanna bang it
    Punkerettaon June 30, 2002   Link
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    this song is greaaaaaat!
    kissableandquieton July 03, 2002   Link
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    Hilarious! I always thought it was called "Real Cool Club" though, but whatever. I played this for a friend, and now she's all obsessed about it and wants to buy one of their CDs.
    RemyKilledElvison July 16, 2002   Link
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    good times..good times..this is perfect for all of the jocks i know..hahaha
    nikki_the_rock_staron August 11, 2002   Link
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    this song is completely sarcastic and exagurats about al the "cliques" and stiff in school and how people are so mean to eachother cuz otehr ppl think they are losers
    soul_doubton September 01, 2002   Link
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    this song wrox
    Serah2k2on September 10, 2002   Link
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    this song is the best
    annihilationismon April 18, 2003   Link
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    i like this song a lot - cool kids rock!!
    sazchopson December 16, 2004   Link
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    i always thought this song was about the KKK. "Kool Kids Klub"? "Where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad about the other kids"
    bobrossbumpson January 12, 2007   Link

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