I Wanna Be A Homosexual Lyrics
and i've been working on my limp
wrist women are a frag
and i think i wanna be a faggot
mincing ninny, a praning fairy,
merry little queen
a brice labruce wet dream,
a nacy boy with wings
i wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual (4x)
take it up your punk rock ass
you rub your little thing
when you see phony dykes
in penthouse magazine
so whats the difference,
mr. cream rince
you just need a man,
a beefy leather fag
to take you out in drag
call me a butt-loving, fudge packing, queer
i don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
that makes me wanna drink a beer
and be a pansy, a homo
take it up your punkrock ass
you rub your puny thing
when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts
you're so full of shit
why don't you admit
you don't have the balls to be a queer
Haha :) this song is so funny!
And are straight edge people really homophobic? That sucks so much! Excuse me, but what the hell has not-drinking have to do with hating gays?! The original sxe stuff like Minor Threat doesn't say anything about gay people and why should it? It's about being an individual and being able to resist the masses and being in charge of your own life. I wonder what Ian likes people twisting his ideology to look like some conservative bullshit.
I'm not gay but I think it's completely okay if some people are. and also, I don't drink, (and I love Minor Threat and some other sxe bands) but I don't call myself straight edge either.
I'm a lesbian and sXe... so... I dunno it's probably about being what you are and not what society expects of you and that a real punk wouldn't care they'd just do their thing?
As a lesbian, I'm really glad that this song exists. Sometimes I get so fed up with the homophobia in the punk rock community and this song calms me.
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts. Haha. Love this song. Made me laugh really hard when I first heard it.
Yesterday I saw some kid at my school wearing a Screeching Weasel t-shirt, and funny enough, he was a homosexual.
I think it's both hilarious and sad how many posters have felt the need to assure us that they're not gay while commenting on how great this song is. Talk about not having the balls...
pretty self explanitory...ben weasel wants to be a homosexual..in a sarcastic state, telling the people that it's cool to be gay and still be punkrawk. fuck yeah.
when i first heard this song, i was pissed. while i'm not gay myself, i am tired of the way the media portays them. but, this song really tells that you can be gay and cool. some people just are brave enough to get that.
when i first heard this song, i was pissed. while i'm not gay myself, i am tired of the way the media portays them. but, this song really tells that you can be gay and cool. some people just are brave enough to get that.
I tell you, if being gay was this cool...count me in!!!
This song, while blatently pro-homosexuality, is at it's core not about sexuality at all. It's an anthem to anyone who dares to be anything against the norm. Great song with a strong message.