Offbeat Bare Ass Lyrics
it's not a country club review board steady talkin junk
many people would have it others go put and grab it
some trip over roots and say f--- it I'm sunk
I put it in a limerick and kick the slick nick verbs (hey)
I am the one who scores the herb
when we're on the road P-Nut rolls it up
throw me a joint on stage, what's up
I will tell a cop that I know my f---ing rights
and we can match wits all night for real
he said if I had nothing to hide
then of course I wouldn't mind if he looked through our ride
man, uh,no I'd really rather you didn't
and no we don't have guns hidden
we stood there for a while continue to decline
firmly, I didn't lose my mind
I didn't let him break me he's just another human
not a bit of shame in what we were doin' that day
he couldn't make us stay
we had our s--- together it don't matter whether
we sport the dread locks or a shaved head
or if we have a sticker from the dead
I said a better verse rehearsed about the roughneck curse
last week I keep an even keel and bow in place
and face the music every minute
funky gas by my way all the day I couldn't laugh
oh by now I'm chill with it, bare ass in my face
i'm ok but Chad's like "Uh-uh no he isn't"
so I proceed to hear him get loose with the
fartin' all over my face sometimes my tummy
he f---ed with my flow although I thought it funny
I probably wouldn't care if I smoked more kind bud
but that wouldn't do me s--- cuz then he'd f--- me more up
crazy ill and chillin' rude but I'ze a real cool dude
he didn't believe the day would come
when he would get his too
but then one day right in front of his face I got him
he looked over said "God damn get me some water"
the one time I hadn't wasted till I got mine
smeared his nose with my armpit funk slime
so you get it the picture just how sick we were then
but before I jet "Hey yo Chad sniff my finger man"
I can see a lot of people who feel like I don't
I go on step lightly even when i'm heavy
high jump the slump open up fot the Revy Horton Heat
sweet what am I displayin' forgot what I was saying
I know I must be laying a pipe you got a gripe
with the way I get high Graffix bong sing along with a cry of a
mandatory sentence for a crime with no victim
when everyone knows jail terms should be picked in
order of the pain that they cause (you know)
do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
until you violate the rights of another
respect the space of your sister and your brother
the war on drugs may be well intentioned
but it falls f---ing flat when you stop and mention
the over crowded prisons where a rapists gets paroled
to make room for a dude who has sold
a pound of weed to me that's a crime
here's to good people doin time y'all
bare ass, yeah, bare ass, yeah
How could smoking weed possibly be more offensive than a fart in the face?
That's the song.
this song really took to me about the part about the parole of the rapist jsut to make room for a drug dealer..thats how fucked up or system is..this song is a great song for bonging....and abotu getting hasseled for it
It isn't the best of songs, but hell it's great watching them have so much fun playing it. I love this song really.
I don't really get where the hell SAs verse comes into the flow of the song, but I can never forget how much I laughed when I heard him make farting noises the first time I heard this.
wtf?...this is one of the best songs they have. it's very fun to listen to in the car with your friend, screaming the lyrics!
Nick basically asserts his views that the crime should fit the punishment, and that doing drugs (in this case weed) is a victimless crime. However, I'm not so sure you can really have an opinion on the "victimless" stance until you've seen a loved one getting his/her stomach pumped from an overdose. So in that case, the victim is not only the user but also those who love the user.
i've never seen someone OD on weed
i've never seen someone OD on weed
No one has ever seen anyone OD on marijuana. You are so damn ignorant The Truth. Your ignorance is more dangerous than any amount of Marijauana. Joy Nazi.
you don't eat weed, you smoke it. why would you have your stomach pumped from smoking too much.
lyrics in the first verse stem from an incident 311 had with the Boulder, CO police after playing a show at the Fox Theatre in 1993. Apparently their tour bus got pulled over( they had been smoking hash when this happened) and the officer wanted to search their tour bus. He was very suspicious of them for having shaved heads(nick, SA and chad) and asked them if they had any weapons which basically blew thier mind that he would think that.
SA's verse is about how he and chad used to fuck with each other in gross ways, chad would hold SA down and fart on him and then later SA would get him back by doing something like rubbing is armpit in chads face "so you get it the picture just how sick we were then but before I jet 'Hey yo Chad sniff my finger man' ".
The last verse voices the group's opinion on senseless anti-marijuana laws(which i too share) and how punishments should fit the crimes they were dealt for. Basically they state that smoking marijuana is a victimless crime and it should be your choice if you want to use it or not, not someone else's.