every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love

every little thing you do, rock mine
every little thing you do, fucking ho

on monday night bitch
tuesday night bitch
wednesday night bitch
thursday night bitch

if you're so smart, explain this clarissa, pow
explain this, clarissa, clarissa, clarissa

every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love

every little thing you do, rock mine
every little thing you do, fucking ho

on monday night bitch
tuesday night bitch
wednesday night bitch
thursday night bitch

you're so smart
come hold me fergusun, come on and ride me now
come hold me fergusun, well i said i got nothing
come hold me ferguson,
come hold me ferguson, come hold me ferguson
come on come on come on ride it ride it pow


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  • +1
    General Comment

    i always thought this song was about that bitch that was on televsion. . .melisa joan hart, you know in that show "Clarissa Explains It All". she was a smart mouthed bitch, i wanted to slap her, she thought she knew it all. . .the only person that keept me watching was her brother ferguson, now that kid was cool

    MSI-4LIFEon May 13, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    what i meant was "...in love with a teenage Bitch !" damn..........

    Diabolical_Clownon October 16, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    i shove me dick to da back of her throat ;]

    Jimmy Urineon May 27, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    the show was if your my age, 18, ok. i grew up on that, and that is why i am such a respectable young adult. anyway you can't be made fun of for what you listened to or watched when you were little. you were little the brain washing stage was still in progress. now you can break free and look at all the horrible mistakes you made and correct your behavior accordingly.

    nick joneson September 02, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Jimmy Urine had a thing for Melisa John Heart when he was younger i heard.

    Spinson September 06, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    I LIKED THE SHOW. but yeah, evidently Jimmy didn't. I thought the guy who always came through the window was hot...Sam was it?But then again, I was like 10.

    GrinningMartyron September 25, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    it sounds like: another teenage bitch because the syllables seem to work better than the days of the week

    callcollin1on October 11, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    nah, it is the days of the week casue around the time wendsday comes up, you can hear him say wendsday

    TenaciousPiebaldon October 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    this song is just MADNESS !!! too fresh... but on that one part, it sounds to me like he's sayin' "...in love with a teenage witch" more so than the 'days of the week' and all that... but anywayz

    Diabolical_Clownon October 16, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    Eh, doesn't sound like days of the week. I think its "Another teenage bitch"

    Victory Marchon March 22, 2003   Link

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