I Hate Jimmy Page Lyrics

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls, with the foul smelling DJ
Suckers can reach out, touch me and eat me
(I lick clit, I like it)

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black a la mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral or - ooh
I'm a badass, tell me I'm a badass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now, if I wasn't here, I'd be out getting laid
Please, please, please
Don't play the whole damn song
A 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kick those faggots off the stage
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bite the future and fuck the past
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
My old shit will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt
Now, who likes that song
"Five-Year-Old Panty Shot"
Yeah, yeah, yeah that could be a real big record
'Cause it's got the bump with the molestation

I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be wierd
And all the voices in my head have every right to be there

I ain't a girl just 'cause I rock the gold
I ain't a boy just 'cause I rock your world
Now, bad boy, don't you fuck my dolly
I'll pinch my ass with a motherfucking smile on my face
And I'll get real stupid
And you
And you
And you can't stop me

I'll show you how
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Jack me off

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kick those faggots off the stage
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bite the future and fuck the past
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
My old shit will never last

One day
I'm-a do the fuckin' ooh
I'm-a screw the fuckin' ooh
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is
And there's no need to ask it

(He) put this on his back and he won't break the shit
You said that it's nothing
I said that it's nothing
I make the laws
I be the law maker
When you looks me upside-down, don't forget to fuck yourself
You're so wrong with your jive
If you don't know me
Why the hell've you come to give me this
You're so wrong with your jive
Now, there are some things in life I don't like and this is what you just did
So I took a big hit of who the fuck gives a shit
Yo, not I, I am destined to die, now
ADD to me means that you don't have to watch me whine now

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kick those faggots off the stage
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Fuck the future and bite the past
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
My old shit will never last

I'll show you how
Official midgets
Fuck me up
I'll show you how
Official midgets
Jack me off
I'll show you how
Official midgets
Jack me off
I'll show you how
Official midgets
Jack me-
182 Meanings
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Well folks. some of you people are clearly missing the entire point of this song. This song was not ment to, in any way, directly make fun of Jimmy Page. it was simply ment to take the seriousness off of the whole "rock" scene. the fact that people believe that Jimmy Page is a "rock god" or "legend" is completely fictional, its just a matter of opinion. Its wasn't ment to piss off Jimmy Page, he probably doesnt even know this song exists. It was ment to piss off all of the hard-ass tough guys of the world who think just because they like Led Zepplin they are "bad ass" and just keep waiting for the next mainstream rock song to come on the radio. Look at the name:"Mindless Self Indulgence" it is a big joke basically saying: "Why is Jimmy Page still so big? Why wont these people like me?" its a joke. the irony in the fact that they think thier own music sucks, but at the same time it still manages to piss you fine led zepplin loving people off, who probably just look emo now days anyway. "I'll show you how official midgets jack me off."

Thanx, homophobes.

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"Shoutweb: What's the story behind "I Hate Jimmy Page"?

Jimmy: The basic jist is that I'm getting really sick of people just goin' on and on about classic musicians, and Clapton is god, and Led Zeppelin, and nobody ever wrote a better song, and that's the best record, and blah blah blah, and then not doing anything new. It's like they all just sit around and pray to these guys. It's like great, I'm sure we all wouldn't be doing what we're doing if Led Zeppelin hadn't written this song, and if the Beatles hadn't done that. Let's move on. I mean even with the Sex Pistols shit, it's like alright the Sex Pistols did their thing. Why would you want to do Sex Pistols Part 2? Ya know what I mean, it's like what's the point? Do something different, entertain me, plug in a frickin' toaster. Who cares if you can hit an e-minor 7th chord. Make me wanna see you for a reason."

I just thought that I should throw this out there in case nobody had yet. And, honestly, I kind of agree with Jimmy on this. I mean, sure those bands were awesome or whatever, and yes, things (especially music) would be different if it hadn't been for certain bands, but you shouldn't get hung up on something like that, you know? People have different opinions, first of all, and they should be entitled to them. Also, if you're so busy saying that a specific band is the best, and you're constantly downing every other band, then you probably aren't even really paying attention to anything aside from the one that you already know you like, you have a preconceived idea in your head that you're going to hate anything else, so you do. As for the thing about "Sex Pistols Part 2", I understand that as well. What fun is music if it all sounds exactly alike, you know? Okay, so they were good or great at what they did. Leave it at that. It doesn't need to be re-done again and again. That's overkill.

But, that's just my opinion on the matter...

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All "old" music is held in such high regard these days, as long as you're stoned, have a relatively raspy voice and can play a half-decent solo with 2-minute intervals of struggling drum beats, its called genius. Wow. Yes, I am referring to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin. I listened to The Wall, got bored within two songs and popped another CD into my player. Sorry I'm not good enough for your elite, "talented" taste.

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m'kay, so Iv been sitting here for an hour or so reading threw this SHIT

and Iv realized some ppl are palin stupid if your going to comment first know the history of the band know there opions and have a formal education

this whole song is exactly about what there fucking up there yelling about this song about

ohh jimmy page is sooo great hes god I love him you suck

thats exactly what the songs saying

grr this got me so mad nd it realy shouldnt. whenI first heard MSI this was the song I heard and right off, I new there joking and I didnt even have to know ther history. its so oviouse. theres another song on frankinstien girls that talks about how if you sont like them it doesnt realy matter cuz there hear any ways. and in the cover it says plainly that you realy shouldnt listing to them in a seriouse state. its all a joke and yes some may have a almost seriouse sence about them buht they are still joking. i have more to say buht I for got =/ if u have any comments e mail me [in profile doi]

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I really doubt that MSI has a vendetta against Jimmy Page, and it amuses me that people get so worked up about it.

Like the quote that someone posted earlier from an interview, it's about being fed up with all these people who say, oh, yeah the old stuff is so good, no one writes anything good anymore. And some of those people are really pretentious, though I'm sure not all of them. Music does not have to be old to be good, and I would not say music as a whole was better or worse than music today. Though you do see that somtimes within specific careers. Just not genres. Music changes. Get over it.

I agree, this song has caused way too much contriverse in the world, all by people who dont try and understand the song. And just because led zeplin has been going for around about 40 years and msi have been for 14 doesnt make led zeplin a better band.

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hah.. i just have to remember to not take these guys seriously... good for a laugh atleast

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Pink Floyd fuckin' kicks ass.

agreed

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pink_angel016, i appreciate your sticking up for Jimmy Paige, however any real Mindless Self Indulgence fan would know that Little Jimmy doesnt really hate Jimmy Paige. Every interview he has, people always ask about that song. and Jimmy always say he doesn't really hate him. Let me dig up an actual quote here..

"Well, I don't hate him as a person. I mean, I've never met him. But I hate the way people emulate his music. It's like, c'mon, fucking move on. I don't know if I would hate Jimmy Page if I met him. Not like he'd care since he's probably never heard of me."

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by pink_angel016: "This shit won't last more than 5 years"

Actually, they've been working together since sometime in '98, so they're nearing the five-year mark already.

You shouldn't take MSI seriously, anyway.

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I listen to both Led Zeppelin and Mindless Self Indulgence. Who cares.

OH MY GOD EVERYBODY LOOK! IT'S JOHN TRAVOLTA!

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