Well, I'd club a baby seal, But you know I won't ingest it. I'd tell my vegan girlfriend "You know I wouldn't suggest it All my shoes are leather And I don't care whether or not All the cute little animals were to be shot!
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Hey! Have you ever heard the Phat lead into this song has? It is so awsome! The lyrics may be short and funny but musically this song seriously kicks arse!
heh heh...baby seals. This song is awesome because it is short and sweet.
Black Cow of Death, you forgot the "consider someone else, stop preaching about animals" part. Or maybe that is only in the version i heard..
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Fuck the meaning! This is one of the coolest punk songs ever!!!
a Joke for you....
A baby seal walks into a club...
all i can say is what the ****...
Hey! Have you ever heard the Phat lead into this song has? It is so awsome! The lyrics may be short and funny but musically this song seriously kicks arse!
YES!! kill the baby seals!
this is a sick song!! yeh yeh,b4 u all start sayin 'it's a joke,blah blah', i know!!
heh heh...baby seals. This song is awesome because it is short and sweet.
Black Cow of Death, you forgot the "consider someone else, stop preaching about animals" part. Or maybe that is only in the version i heard..
This song was basically written to piss of vegans. Well, thats what I think anyways.
hey this spmg is amazing. Why?? One Word: Bigwig
I love the lead this song has, even f I don't agree with the lyrics...hopefully it is a joke. Anyway, this song is pretty cool.