Do that dance

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I've got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
I've had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my Auntie Marie
Because she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find

Do that dance

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

Do that dance

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

My ass just got bigger and my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with melons and see
I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3-D
The trick with the melons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
But of course I forgot that melons do rot
I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up

Do that dance

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I got a new plan, the idea is real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastics school
There I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome
So when I wake up or go back into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said,
"If you want your man to drown in your lust,
You must, you must, increase your bust."

Do that dance

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

Do that dance

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust


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I Must Increase My Bust Lyrics as written by Maurice Joseph Engelen Cornelia Anita Van Lierop

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    Well obviously it's about a girl's dreams to have bigger, more voluptious breasts to catch a man, and her desperate ways to make it seem like she has bigger boobs.

    neonic-inkon April 16, 2008   Link
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    Can anyone explain to me exactly what she means by "a vamp in 3-D?" I was always intrigued by that line.

    crystaltokyoon June 20, 2009   Link

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