Classic love story true to his western tx roots. One of my favorites as a story, but I think there are alot of songs that are amazing not even listed on this site. I guess I should figure out how to add them, because I have about 8 REK cd's.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DONALD TRUMP!
VERSUS!
HILARY CLINTON!
BEGIN!
H:
Ive been in this game too long, im a public servant!
Have been since I met MLK in person
Im a woman of the people, thats for certain
You're a man of the people who dont like turbans!
I was living in the west wing
While you were professional wrestling
You got skin like Russian dressing
From too much Russian investing
You've been going bankrupt since the 90's!
If I was in Iran you couldnt find me
You dont care about the job, Trump
You just think the desk is shiny!
I said that I respect your children but that wasnt quite right, yo
Lookin' like some extras from American Psycho!
First name is Hilary, middle name Rodham
Last name is Clinton, and lyrics? I got 'em!
You fire celebrities on the apprentice
Mutha fucka, I fire Bin Laden!
How do I say this? You're racist!
Ooh, you must get so pissed
That your hands are too small to stop and frisk!
So you use your fingers to touch chicks
(She's only 12 years old) Thats enough, shit
(But she'd married, sir) Just gotta get pushy
(Thats your daughter!) Well, grab her by the pussy
Thats assault, brotha!
Dont tell me the victim's at fault, brotha!
You dont know shit about steaks, yucka!
But the ones on the 8th are great, mutha fucka!
Better save the date, im gonna rock the vote
Bad bitch on the scene like Murder She Wrote
So go ahead, Donald! Let me see you flow
I brought Michelle's speech, borrow some quotes!
D:
Let me just say, I respect all females
But your rhymes are trash, put them next to your emails
Our country's in crisis, who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?
That may not be exactly true, but I dont do politeness
You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby
He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi
You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hilary, I sense it
But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it
The numbers are in and Im right on your tail
You dont have the stamina, baby, you're frail
This'll be just like '08 when you fail!
But Trump will appoint you to jail
How do I say this? You're a 2
And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew
What do the American people gotta yankee-doodle-do
To get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you
They want a strong male leader who can stand up to China
(China, China, China, China, China, China)
Not a little wishy washy bleeding heart vagina!
Im gonna run these streets like I run my casinos
More police and less latinos!
While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks
Ill create jobs, tearing down mosques!
Then i'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall
Dip it in gold and make mexico pay for it all
Ill make this country great again, we'll all be living large!
Ill tell congress "You're fired" and put Charles in Charge
'Cause this whole systems rigged, and we all know the riggers!
For the last 8 years this country's been run by ni-
CAW
Lincoln:
Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah?
I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized CAW
I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ
You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed!
I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit
If this is the best my party gets, my party should quit (ha!)
I'm sorry, did I say something you found funny?
Wipe that creepy ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!
And if she does win the White House, be a man and hold the door
Dont get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter civil war
Here's an equal oppurtunity smack down in the sequel
Of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE!
CAW
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIIIIIIDE!
EPIC RAP
battles of history
DONALD TRUMP!
VERSUS!
HILARY CLINTON!
BEGIN!
H:
Ive been in this game too long, im a public servant!
Have been since I met MLK in person
Im a woman of the people, thats for certain
You're a man of the people who dont like turbans!
I was living in the west wing
While you were professional wrestling
You got skin like Russian dressing
From too much Russian investing
You've been going bankrupt since the 90's!
If I was in Iran you couldnt find me
You dont care about the job, Trump
You just think the desk is shiny!
I said that I respect your children but that wasnt quite right, yo
Lookin' like some extras from American Psycho!
First name is Hilary, middle name Rodham
Last name is Clinton, and lyrics? I got 'em!
You fire celebrities on the apprentice
Mutha fucka, I fire Bin Laden!
How do I say this? You're racist!
Ooh, you must get so pissed
That your hands are too small to stop and frisk!
So you use your fingers to touch chicks
(She's only 12 years old) Thats enough, shit
(But she'd married, sir) Just gotta get pushy
(Thats your daughter!) Well, grab her by the pussy
Thats assault, brotha!
Dont tell me the victim's at fault, brotha!
You dont know shit about steaks, yucka!
But the ones on the 8th are great, mutha fucka!
Better save the date, im gonna rock the vote
Bad bitch on the scene like Murder She Wrote
So go ahead, Donald! Let me see you flow
I brought Michelle's speech, borrow some quotes!
D:
Let me just say, I respect all females
But your rhymes are trash, put them next to your emails
Our country's in crisis, who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?
That may not be exactly true, but I dont do politeness
You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby
He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi
You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hilary, I sense it
But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it
The numbers are in and Im right on your tail
You dont have the stamina, baby, you're frail
This'll be just like '08 when you fail!
But Trump will appoint you to jail
How do I say this? You're a 2
And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew
What do the American people gotta yankee-doodle-do
To get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you
They want a strong male leader who can stand up to China
(China, China, China, China, China, China)
Not a little wishy washy bleeding heart vagina!
Im gonna run these streets like I run my casinos
More police and less latinos!
While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks
Ill create jobs, tearing down mosques!
Then i'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall
Dip it in gold and make mexico pay for it all
Ill make this country great again, we'll all be living large!
Ill tell congress "You're fired" and put Charles in Charge
'Cause this whole systems rigged, and we all know the riggers!
For the last 8 years this country's been run by ni-
CAW
Lincoln:
Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah?
I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized CAW
I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ
You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed!
I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit
If this is the best my party gets, my party should quit (ha!)
I'm sorry, did I say something you found funny?
Wipe that creepy ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!
And if she does win the White House, be a man and hold the door
Dont get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter civil war
Here's an equal oppurtunity smack down in the sequel
Of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE!
CAW
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIIIIIIDE!
EPIC RAP
battles of history
Lyrics submitted by Jirachibi, edited by mr rap lover
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