(Take A) Beetle to the Badlands

Take a Beetle to the Badlands,
take a Ford to Florida,
take a Caddy to Calico,
take a Plymouth to Plymouth.
Take a Chevy through the Delta,
take a coup to Guadeloupe,
take a Toyota to Dakota,
take a hearse to Heaven.
To my people on the East Coast,
in the land I love the most,
go ahead you deserve to boast...
talkin' 'bout mmmmmm.......
To my people on the West Coast,
many a good host,
I offer this toast in the name of mmmmmm.......
mmmmmm.......
mmmmmm.......
Mama said, "Get your flat feet off the bed!"
There was four in the bed and the little one said
"Move over, I'm crowded."
So they all rolled over and one fell off,
now three in the bed and the little one said,
"Move over, I'm crowded."
So they all rolled over and one fell off,
now two in the bed and the little one said,
"Move over, I'm crowded."
So they all rolled over and one fell off,
now one in the bed, the little one said,
Take a Beetle to the Badlands,
take a Ford to Florida,
take a Caddy to Calico,
take Saturn to Saturn,
Take a Gremlin to the Kremlin,
take a pickup to Pennsyltucky,
take a Pinto to Providence,
take a Harley to Charley.
Standing on the state line of the dominant paradigm.
Goodbye Palookaville, Catalina's on my mind.
Whack a bully at the fruit-stand,
hey buddy I'm a traveling man.
Got a whole lot of shakin' to do
and a'movin' across this land
Take a Beetle to the Badlands,
take a Ford to Florida,
take a Caddy to Calico,
take a Buick to Newark.
Take a limo to Louisville,
saddle up the Coup DeVille,
take a Toyota to Dakota,
take a mmm-mmm.
Mama said, "Get your flat feet off the bed!"
There was four in the bed and the little one said
"Move over, I'm crowded."
So they all rolled over and one fell off,
now three in the bed, the little one said,
So they all rolled over and one fell off,
now two in the bed and the little one said,
"Move over, I'm crowded."
So they all rolled over and one fell off,
now one in the bed, the little one said,
Take a Beetle to the Badlands,
take a Ford to Florida,
take a Caddy to Calico,
take a Plymouth to Plymouth.
Take a Chevy to the Delta,
take a Coup to Guadeloupe,
take a Toyota to Dakota,
take a hearse to Heaven, a hearse to Heaven.
Take a Nissan to Nashville,
saddle up the Coup DeVille,
take a rocket to Woonsocket,
take a scooter to Shibuya-Shibuya-Shibuya-buya.
Take a Beetle to the Badlands,
take a Ford to Florida,
take a Caddy to Calico,
take a hearse to Heaven.