God of No More

I am Kratos the Destroyer, I'm the harbinger of death
All of the gods tremble before me as they draw their final breath
In my first 12 games I murdered every lord the Earth has seen
Now what immortal foes await me here in God of War 13?
Kratos, you are power-mad, you're evil and insane
Your killing streak was vicious, now only us lesser gods remain
You've slain my father Ares, the overlord of endless war
So now you'll face me, Chaires, the overlord of chairs and drawers
Let's do this
The world's out of control (Zeus and his clan are gone)
Kratos killed them all (And now we're running out of gods)
The ones that we have left, they're not the best
But they're our last line of defense
So here comes Spermes (The god of busting nuts)
And mighty Twerkules (He is the lord of jiggly butts)
And no, not all is lost
We have Posoyden, sacred god of sushi sauce
Enough!
Don't mock me with these weaklings I could slay with my bare hands
I killed the god of love, the god of like, and the god of one-night stands
I killed the god of tweezers, puppets, speedos, footballs, skiis, and sand
And I even oo-slay the ittle-ay itch-bay od-gay of Pig Latin
No more of these pathetic pawns, their blood has all been spilled
We shall unleash a champion that's worthy of your skill
Now here he is from distant lands, our savior so divine
What's up, Kratos, I'm the god of baked potatoes
Oh my spine!
Holy shit there's more, he's mowing through them all
There goes the god of s'mores, and also thumbtacks, lamps and balls
Just one last god remains, who is this mystery lord
Who shall save our domain?
I am the god of that thing where you're just about to sneeze
But then your friend is all "Hey, what's up?" and you suddenly freeze
But then you still have that nose tingle, it's a horrible tease
And you're like fuck!
Arg! Kratos, you are such a dick
Yes, I know, it's awesome