Mortal Kombat High

Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School. You're the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?
Yeah, I'm Ken! I like wearing red and making friends. Yay!
What's up, I'm Johnny Cage, let me show you around
I'll introduce you to the crew and tell you how to get down
That hottie doin' homework over there is Sonya Blade
She's the most popular girl in the whole entire grade
And that's Liu Kang, his kickflip helped the track team win the relay race
Mileena's sort of sexy but she's kinda got a butter face
And over there is Raiden, he's the smartest kid in class
And this is Shang Tsung, he'll pull your spine out through your ass (What?)
Oh hi, you're in Mortal Kombat High
Where the girls are fly, and there's a pretty good chance you'll die (Like 105%, baby)
Let's fight, it's time to test your might
So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes
Johnny Cage, I don't know if I'm gonna fit in at this school
Hey don't worry Ken, the students here are super chill and cool
Scorpion's romantic and he's gentle as a deer
Look, listen to the new love song he wrote, it's called "Come Here"
La la la (Come here!)
La la la (Get over here!)
This is Goro, he's a demon and he really loves to kill
He'll pull your nutsack up over your head and roll you down a hill
And Kano, he is criminally insane-o
By the way though, if I say so I can make Sub-Zero
Crush your skill like Play-Doh
The moral of Street Fighter High gets you without fatalities
And if you fuck with us your death is an eventuality
You better watch your back 'cause we will be watching you closely
And if you step to us you know that ass is gettin' toasty
Yeah, it's primetime for romance
Make Kitana your date or she'll decapitate you with a fan
There's a chance you will not survive this dance
There are so many wondrous ways for us to kill your ass
Killed at a blood transfusion (Donate-tality)
Stabbed while ejaculating (Masturbate-tality)
Eating too much pasta (Carbohydrate-tality)
I'm having trouble peeing, that's a Prostate-tality
Killed as you're conceived (Procreate-tality)
Muerte Español (Translate-tality)
Cut by triple axel (Figure skate-tality)
I like it when a girl has a nice personality!
...I'll see myself out