Intro [Player Select]

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee
And that's when I went to pee!
Nailed it!
Hi there, I'm Arin Hansen. I was just finishing up my amazing "1, 2, 3, I Gotta Go Pee" song from the last Starbomb album. Thanks for coming to my space mansion; my friends Danny and Brian from NinjaSexParty have been crashing up here with me while we wrote this album.
That's right, Arin. It sure has been fun orbiting the Earth with you. This mansion has style: We've been bathing in champagne every night; taking our diamond space helicopter out for joyrides; partying with supermodels, robots, robot-supermodel robots; and occasionally writing music!
Heh, remember that time Ninja Brian opened the airlock and flipped us off as our chests collapsed from the sudden decompression?
Ha ha, yes I do. What a merry prankster! Anyway, this is the time on the album where we respectfully thank video game developers for not suing us. Ninja Brian, would you care to explain the intricacies of fair use and parody law?
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Thank you, Brian, and thank you, the fans, for buying this album and supporting us.
We love you so damn much! And without you, we wouldn't have been able to afford this fart sound effect. *fart*
Yay. And now, on with the show!