EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GOKU!
VERSUS!
SUPERMAN!
BEGIN!

Superman:
Who can stop this constipated jock
With the awful animation and the complicated plots?
Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?
This looks like a job for the O.G! (Superman!)
Im killin' it! You're Krillin it! Im villainous to vegetables!
Who dance around in hammer pants and hide their tiny genitals
My level is incredible, Im out of your league!
You want justice? Ill bust this nut up in your Chi-Chi!
Greasy slick MC from DC, one breath will freeze your whole measly species!
You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots!
Step in Metropolis and ill snap a carrot, period!

Goku:
How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?
Your powers have been boring since the nineteen fucking fourites! (Goku!)
Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy!
'cause im a Super Sayin, you're a flying Miss Daisy!
You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun
You cant flow to Son Goku, I Kaio-Ken get it done
When I watch your movies all I do is watch the clock
Because there's nothing fun about a Superhero scared of green rocks!
Look at those panties (OOH!) You got that Camel (TOE!)
Ill report to Lois Lane and Superman that (HO!)

Superman:
Haha! Your rapping is just like your fight scenes
Just one punch and Over 9000 Screams!
Ill make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties
From Z to GT You can Dragonball Deez

Goku:
You're one to talk about fights, you caped coward!
You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers!
There's only 1 way that this battle's gonna end
With one more Superman who's never gonna walk again!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
E-PIC-RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


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