Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken

Hey, Ken.
What's up, Ryu?
You know I think you're a fucking dick, right?
Yeah?
Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to the death!
Okay.
Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that?
Probably.
Alright, let's do this!
Round one!
Rap!
Fuck you, Ken, you're such a little fuckin' bitch
I'm gonna break your fuckin' spine in half and throw you in a ditch!
Start up a fuckin' beat and drop the motherfuckin' bass
So I can shoot a load of Hadōken all over your face!
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of fuckin' straw, man
Shreddin' you up worse than Vega fappin' with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all
They're both comin' home with me, one for each of my balls
Like the bonus round car your ass is getting destroyed
My cock is more swollen than Zangief's thyroid
Your dick's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So whatcha gotta motherfuckin' say to me, Ken?!
I really don't appreciate those things you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just... I... I just think that maybe...
Yo, an apology is in order
Round two!
Rap!
It's my honest suspicion you're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
'Cause me whoopin' on your ass is a time-honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, bitch, I'm gonna make you scream
My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft!
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my chi and beat your ass with the tao
So whatcha gotta motherfuckin' say to me now?
Alright, two can play at this game, dick... penis man!
Can you lose to me in a rap battle?
Sure-you-can!
Heh heh...
Hadōken!
You have proven that you are the best
You have hadōkened a giant hole in my chest
Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
Oh yeah, cool!
Great job, man! I knew you could do it.
Thank you so much, I appreciate it!
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
My scrotums...