Best Of Times

I got a custom Continental
Made in 1965
With a "Save the Planet" sticker
That makes it kinda hard to drive
I got a big house full of apples
And I'm a big fan of both kinds
You know that one can drive the doctor away
And one can sure mess with your mind
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
May not change your world
But I'm changing mine
Channel 13's where
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Oh, not mine
Well my toys are made in China
My gui-tar's from Mexico
My frozen food comes from Japan
Got me a dog from Chi-ca-go
I need to take myself to Yellowstone
Check up to those Blue Ridge too
Remind myself of what's beautiful
About the big red, white, and blue
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
May not change your world
But I'm changing mine
Channel 13's where
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Oh, not mine
Well I woke up this morning
I got down on my knees to pray
'Cause the Maya tip was done rung up
But the calendar's full of days
It's the best of times
It's the worst of times
May not change your world
But I'm changing mine
Cranky news reports
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Oh, not mine (4x)