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Taylor: Once upon a time,
Before I was insane,
I dated this Disney guy,
Joe Jonas was his name;
But he broke up with me!
Joe: You're just way too creepy.
Plus, I found someone else,
His names Mickey!
Taylor: So I wrote a song
About his stupid ass,
then found some guy named John,
But that was over fast;
If you don't marry me,
I will pull out your teeth!
John: You're totally crazy!
Taylor: No.
John: Yes.
Taylor: No!
John: YES.
Taylor: Maybe! Hahahaha!
He hit meeeee
With his guitar,
And he saaiid
That
John: We are through!
Taylor: Just you waaiit
Until
I WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU...
Then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick,
and was obsessed right away!
Jake: You've sent me one thousand messages...
and that's just from today!
Taylor: Oh, that's because I'm having your baby!
Jake: WHAT?! But you don't even put out...
Taylor: Stop questioning me Jakey,
OR I'LL PUT YOU SIX FEET UNDERGROUND!
Jake: WOAH!
WOAH!
Psycho, psycho, psycho!
Taylor: Fine! Go!
It's good
material!
Next came Kennedy,
I think he was fifteen.
I bought the house next door,
to watch you constantly;
And also to make sure
You NEVER EVER CHEAT.
Kennedy: O M G we are DONE;
You are scary!
Taylor: Harry was my last,
That One Direction freak!
I taped him to my wall
So he could never leave.
Harry: Someone call the police!
You're insane! We are through!
Taylor: You're just like all the rest!
What did I do to you?!
So I uuuused
My stalker app,
To track doowwn
All of those PRICKS.
The next sooong I write,
I'll use their blood as my ink!
Jake: Holy crap! That nut-job just bursted in!
Taylor: What the hell is thi-is?!
All: It's a support group for all the men
You wrote songs about, you bitch!
Taylor: But I have not written about Harry yet...
Harry: I am just planning ahead!
John: Why are you even here anyway?
Taylor: TO FINISH YOU ALL OFF WITH MY PEN!
All: No!
No!
Devil, devil, devil!
Taylor: ARGH! ARGH! It's true, I'm the devil--
Doctor: Okay, that's enough.
You were right; she's NUTS.
Doctor's assistants: You are coming with us!
Taylor: Wait, what? Get off of me! I'm not crazy! AAAH!
Boys: It WORKED!
This was all a trick, we knew you would come!
So we hired this doctor.
Doctor: You're going to an insane asylum
Based on the behavior I've observed.
Taylor: NO!
NO!
Let me go you assholes!
Doctor's assistants: Naw,
naw.
Doctor: Welcome to your new home!
*MUSIC ENDS*
Mickey Mouse: Oho! So you crazy too huh?
Taylor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Before I was insane,
I dated this Disney guy,
Joe Jonas was his name;
But he broke up with me!
Joe: You're just way too creepy.
Plus, I found someone else,
His names Mickey!
Taylor: So I wrote a song
About his stupid ass,
then found some guy named John,
But that was over fast;
If you don't marry me,
I will pull out your teeth!
John: You're totally crazy!
Taylor: No.
John: Yes.
Taylor: No!
John: YES.
Taylor: Maybe! Hahahaha!
He hit meeeee
With his guitar,
And he saaiid
That
John: We are through!
Taylor: Just you waaiit
Until
I WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU...
Then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick,
and was obsessed right away!
Jake: You've sent me one thousand messages...
and that's just from today!
Taylor: Oh, that's because I'm having your baby!
Jake: WHAT?! But you don't even put out...
Taylor: Stop questioning me Jakey,
OR I'LL PUT YOU SIX FEET UNDERGROUND!
Jake: WOAH!
WOAH!
Psycho, psycho, psycho!
Taylor: Fine! Go!
It's good
material!
Next came Kennedy,
I think he was fifteen.
I bought the house next door,
to watch you constantly;
And also to make sure
You NEVER EVER CHEAT.
Kennedy: O M G we are DONE;
You are scary!
Taylor: Harry was my last,
That One Direction freak!
I taped him to my wall
So he could never leave.
Harry: Someone call the police!
You're insane! We are through!
Taylor: You're just like all the rest!
What did I do to you?!
So I uuuused
My stalker app,
To track doowwn
All of those PRICKS.
The next sooong I write,
I'll use their blood as my ink!
Jake: Holy crap! That nut-job just bursted in!
Taylor: What the hell is thi-is?!
All: It's a support group for all the men
You wrote songs about, you bitch!
Taylor: But I have not written about Harry yet...
Harry: I am just planning ahead!
John: Why are you even here anyway?
Taylor: TO FINISH YOU ALL OFF WITH MY PEN!
All: No!
No!
Devil, devil, devil!
Taylor: ARGH! ARGH! It's true, I'm the devil--
Doctor: Okay, that's enough.
You were right; she's NUTS.
Doctor's assistants: You are coming with us!
Taylor: Wait, what? Get off of me! I'm not crazy! AAAH!
Boys: It WORKED!
This was all a trick, we knew you would come!
So we hired this doctor.
Doctor: You're going to an insane asylum
Based on the behavior I've observed.
Taylor: NO!
NO!
Let me go you assholes!
Doctor's assistants: Naw,
naw.
Doctor: Welcome to your new home!
*MUSIC ENDS*
Mickey Mouse: Oho! So you crazy too huh?
Taylor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Lyrics submitted by ClanWarGuyIzu
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